Funny Answering Machine Messages some of these are funny messages that have been left on answering machines, the others are funny messages that you can use yourself.a few of them are pretty lame. deal with it. Newest Funny Answering Machine Messages Mission Impossible Mission Impossible Andy this guy seems really cool; i`d smoke some hookah with him. Lost Life Lost of Life Funny Answer Recipe A dash of identification... Secretary Left for 15 minutes an hour ago, and he'll be back in 2 hours! Archived Funny Answering Machine Messages 20 Second Japanese Lessons - Learn Japanese in just 20 seconds a day. A.D.D. - After-Life - A message from the afterlife. Aliens - If you`re that obsessed.... Andy - this guy seems really cool; i`d smoke some hookah with him. Annoying - Message - Yeah, it`s really annoying. Answering Machine Trailer - Coming to a phone near you... Answering Services Answering Service - Yes, that`s what i ment! Anxious - Not even sure... Astro Call - Austin - Powers - Yeah baby. Captain - Picard - Only a trekkie... Cat Secretary - Crabby - this is one pissed off answering machine message. Funny Answer Recipe - A dash of identification... Funny Answering Machine Messages - - 911, we`re busy. Leave a message.... Funny Answering Machine Messages - Da Da Funny Answering Machine Messages - Message - If you`ve got to be formal Hellooooo.... - - this would be one annoying answering machine message. Hellooooo2.... - #2 - annyoing answering machine message part two. hesitant - - why would you hesitate on an answering machine message? Hostile - - I`m hostile all the time. How Dare You - Dare You Call Here - Here`s a winner... Humphrey Bogart - Bogart - The greatest player of all time. Irish - - leave it to the Irish. Leave Your Print Baby - Lost Life - Lost of Life Maybe Not Today, Maybe Not Tommorrow... - Mission Impossible - Mission Impossible Monty Python - Python - this is actually a funny answering machine Mr. Spock - - Another message for the trekkies. Phone-O-Matic - Pissed Ex Girlfriend - Ex Girlfriend Post Office - That`s so stuid...i`d just Fed Ex it! Secretary - Left for 15 minutes an hour ago, and he'll be back in 2 hours! Singing Message - Message - i hate people who sing on their answering Sixth Sense Detective Agency - Sense Detective Agency - not too funny. Spooky - - It`s really not that spooky, unless you put it on your Take A Number - Your number....well...it`s a really big number! The Alzheimer Research Hotline - The International PMS Hotline - Tobacco Plant Answering Machine Message - the answering machine message of a tobacco company. warning: This Call Is Being Monitored - Weird Voicemail - there just isn`t any description that can be offered.